Mother Nature cancels Oct. 28 Cougar Town Happy Hour

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UPDATE: Once again, Mother Nature is not cooperating with the Wednesday night Cougar Town Happy Hour.
This is the most recent forecast on the 9 News website:

“A WINTER STORM WARNING is in effect for the Denver, Boulder, Fort Collins and Castle Rock areas starting at midnight tonight and lasting through 6 p.m. Thursday. Snow showers will begin late tonight with heavier amounts more possible Wednesday through Thursday. 8-14 inches of snow may fall in Denver and on the west and south side of town, with heavier amounts more possible Wednesday night through Thursday.”

I won’t ask cougars and cubs to trek through the snow, so we will continue the Wednesday night party next week on November 4 – barring any blizzards, of course!

Meanwhile, read below to find out more about what to expect at future Cougar Town Happy Hours.

Free cougar bait update; win weekly prizes at Cougar Town Happy Hour

I was certain that Colorado’s cougars would come out in packs to enter the inaugural Queen Cougar & King Cub Contest. So far, the cougars have not come through. It’s obvious that these cats need some coaxing. So, how about some free swag?

Not only will gifts be given to the woman who is crowned Queen Cougar, but also names of contestants will be drawn for incredible giveaways. The winners will be announced at the weekly Cougar Town Happy Hour.

I anticipate these wonderful gifts from our generous sponsors — worth $100 or more — will be great cougar bait. Below are the first two giveaways for the Nov. 4 happy hour. Sign up online or during the Happy Hour.

Names will be drawn from the new entries, and one prize will be awarded to each winner. Prizes will be distributed during — or shortly after — the contest finale.

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Giveaway No. 1: Avanti Skin Center will provide a certificate for 10 units of Botox; value $130.

One step inside the Avanti Skin Center in Cherry Creek North and the serene ambiance relaxes you, even before you experience one of its many beauty services. Avanti offers skin rejuvenation/tightening, facials and peels, Microdermabrasion, laser hair removal, acne treatments, Botox injections, Juvederm, medical grade skincare products and so much more for healthier and better-looking skin.

In addition to providing gifts for the cougar contest, Avanti has special deals through Oct. 31.

  • Receive 30 percent off any regularly priced service (excluding injectables and skin products).
  • Enjoy the $75 Pumpkin Peel, which improves skin hydration, diminishes the appearance of sun damage and helps stimulate collagen and elastic production.
  • Buy one volume advantage syringe of Radiesse for $600 and get the booster syringe for free.
  • Get Botox for $11 a unit (minimum 20 units), and get a $50 mail-in rebate.

Click here for more information about Avanti Skin Center.

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Giveaway No. 2: Vitahl will provide one Microdermabrasion service; value $100.

Microdermabrasion exfoliates the skin and improves texture and fine lines.

Vitahl Medical Aesthetics combines the best of both worlds: an authentic medical spa experience and the luxury of a five-star spa. This Cherry Creek North gem is owned and operated by Dr. Tahl Humes. Since opening in September 2005, Vitahl has strived to lead the aesthetic industry by offering the latest in technology and services, and the highest level of customer care. Vitahl offers complimentary consultations provided by physicians, who work with nurses, estheticians and laser specialists to ensure your medical spa experience is nothing short of flawless.

Click here for more information about Vitahl.

Calling all cougars, these gifts are just the beginning!

I want Colorado’s cougars to embrace their beauty and power and show the world that 40-plus is absolutely fabulous!

I admit I cheated a bit and started the cougar contest age requirement  at 35. Technically, pop culture dictates that 30- to 39-year-old beauties are “pumas,” but for the sake of competition, I wanted to give more women the option to enter.

We do have one brave cougar already in the contest, 48-year-old Jerzee. She looks better than girls in their 20s and 30s, and she could handily win the contest as the solo entry, but that’s no fun. We need to get some competition going.

And in case you were wondering, I have not forgotten about the cubs.

Gifts for the boys will be announced soon. Stay tuned.

Comments

4 Responses to “Mother Nature cancels Oct. 28 Cougar Town Happy Hour”
  1. Rocky says:

    This whole “Cougar” promotion of yours is just thoroughly low class and tasteless. It really takes the joke out of the old Groucho Marx line “I wouldn’t join any club that would accept me as a member.”

    • Dahlia Weinstein says:

      Rocky: I have not seen you at the happy hours and you haven’t entered the contest, so how can you judge it’s class or taste level? You are certainly entitled to your opinion, however, other people find this contest hilarious and fun, which is exactly the spirit in which it was created. If you are really so repulsed by the promotion, you do not have to click on the cougarxing links – or anything that has “cougar” in the headline. This is the beauty of free will.

  2. Gene says:

    Rocky, you just want the whole species to yourself.

  3. Gene says:

    I am assuming Rocky is the Denver Nugget mascot, the mountain lion, and he would have other duties during these happy hour times. I mean, he is a cheerleader at basketball games. He is a professional. And he does know his species.

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